batty nonce

When ur mother procesed to walk in the room fart in u face half way through slapping your salami then ur mum throws peperoniat ur cock saying take this salami peperoni for the win

My perforemed a batty nonce to me last night, im scared

by Batty nonce May 10, 2018

Bibby batty

Bibby batty means that it is a feeling that makes you want to go feel a few bums

“I feel a Bibby batty “

by Stayout March 16, 2019

Batty

Eythan and dexter on a nice weekend when they both have had a few drinks and a nice Minecraft date and they both put their beds next to each other

Person 1: "do you want to do a batty in our Minecraft world"
Person 2"Yes"

by NikoDefenseLeague November 23, 2020

Baby daddy batty

When the sperm donor who was present and unhesitatingly participated in the boogering of eachother that caused the eggo to become prego; dips in and out whenever he feels the want and/or need regardless of your wishes which causes you to lose you're mind more and more each time he comes around saying "love"this, talking "family" that, which happens on repeat until either you or him dies.

*Note: Child(ren) becoming adult(s) living own lives does not and will not ever relieve symptoms caused from Baby daddy batty.

Opposite of Baby mama drama

Baby moms: "I can't stand my baby's dad, he dont ever get me this upset that I be acting up this crazy like"

Baby moms homegirl(aka "auntie"): " You're probably going loco cabeza coo coo bonkers or how they say baby daddy batty cuz of him and his b.s. Mmhhmm."

by MackMacksMama June 30, 2023

batty fiend

someone who is addicted to the batty, usually gay

oi watch out for that batty fiend!

by shithousedosser September 22, 2020

Thilakshan lick that batty

That moment in the day when your head has a light feeling and you just want to collapse. This can be experienced when you drink too much air or eat too much water. Some may regard it as being 'fried or high'

Bro i just felt thilakshan lick that batty

by anonymous December 7, 2020

Batty Puppet

A definative person which causes utter lameity to happen to a person or persons just because they like being assholeish. Similar to randomite but more targeted and powerful. You feel like the person wants to stick their hand up your ass (batty) and probably has a batty fetish..and control you

Shes a batty puppet high commander, intending to ruin my life. Ugh pax her wdr

by Queen Jenni of Sparta October 19, 2008