Wedgewood Bandits

A group of delinquents that supposedly started out in the Wedgewood building of Staffordshire University. A group of highly dangerous but skilled individuals of anything illegal.

They are masterminds at work 24/7 that'll steal your pizza in a heartbeat, maybe even 2. A good way to notice if they're in your area is if you see a stone snail with cigarettes in its eyes.

Be cautious, as you'll probably never get to eat that pizza you crave late at night. Let alone survive.

Nathan: "yo, who are those people sneaking around our building?"

Jack: "dude, be careful. Those are the Wedgewood Bandits.

Nathan: "wow, are they dangerous?"

Phoenix: "Yo, those dudes stole 2 of my pizzas!"

by Wedgewood Coffee January 28, 2022

Sandy Bandit

When you are having sex with a female on a beach, you stick your penis into the sand and re-insert.

Susan didn't want to go swimming so I gave her a sandy bandit.

by Andy WM September 30, 2007

time bandit

someone renowned or reliable for stealing all your time.

Cam: "yeah man I'll be over in 5 minutes" *80 minutes later*

"oh yeah sorry man, I just started talking to my mom on the way out, I am leaving right now!" *35 minutes later* "my dad got me to help him unload his truck right as I was about to leave, I'm just gonna walk the dog and I'll head right up... Is anyone else there yet?"
Victim:"DUDE, everyone is here! wtf, come on!"
*25 minutes later*
Cam:" oh hey man, yeah, I totally forgot I already made plans with jen the other day... I gotta go to this movie tonight, so I cant come chill, you guys should just hold onto my share..."

Victim: ...

Victim: *SIGHate you* gad damn, you time bandit!

by marinade August 15, 2010

snatch bandit

Somone who enjoys sex with other mens girlfriend or wife.

"If that guy hits on my wife one more time, i'll kill that snatch bandit!"

by Evil Weasel June 11, 2006

ass bandit

a gay male

And its ARSE bandit fools

"Haw, youse uhr total arse bandits by the way an aw that"

by spicymince February 5, 2004

Rss Bandit

Corruption of "arse-bandit". Someone (normally a clueless boss) who insists on forwarding the contents of rss feeds to you by e-mail as if they are some kind of news authority, normally entitled "Did you see this?"

She keeps forwarding me "New Features of Windows 7" posts as if I either give a shit or live in a cave.

What an rss bandit!

by BingoJenkins August 11, 2009

Cunty Bandit

Female outlaw on her period.

A band of cunty bandits came through town the other day and robbed the variety store of tampons.

by silverbackapes November 18, 2011