Fatasthma attack

when you run up the stairs and you're too fat to catch your breath

i get frequent fatasthma attacks in Zumba class.

by diabeticprincess September 18, 2017

Beam Attack

It all started when Daniel of the Falboat YouTube channel made a small skit about killing a Waddle Dee and then everyone started to obsess over it, making animations and memes.

Suddenly, Failboat makes a few more parts. Everyone loved it. So much, that he can never say Beam, use any beam attack or even use the Beam Ability without live chat quadrupling in speed saying "BEAM ATTACK"

Beam Attack!

Oh I missed I'll get him next time...
Beam Attack!
Maybe this one will hit him!
Beam Att-
*waddle dee fucking waddle dies*

by Glitchguy August 28, 2023

Pap Attack

The female equivalent of a kick in the balls, when a woman is punched, slapped or kicked in the boob. The attacker will cry "Pap attack!" So everyone knows that they have been wounded.

Megan and Iona stood having a fight:
Megan: "You're a bitch."
Iona: "You're a dink."
Megan pulls back and punches Iona in the boob and screams, "Pap attack!"

Iona backs away holding her boob, growling at her attacker. Iona retreats to a safe distance with her arms crossed over her chest as to prevent another attack.

by Ghost in the Attic. August 8, 2013

Frank-Attack

If you are attacked by hundreds of people named Frank.

Betty: How did my husband die?
Doctor: He had a Frank-Attack...I'm sorry.

by nayr yllek August 23, 2009

Like Attacked

When somebody on Facebook likes absolutely everything on your profile and finds it funny.

victim: just been Like Attacked again on this :L
attacker: LMFAO BIG STYLE!!!

by BrokenWarrior92 February 1, 2010

Blind Attack

A driving technique in which the driver turns off the headlights in order to overtake another vehichle.
Most commonly used between street racers.

Wait! That's not the sound of my engi-FOREVEEERR TOGETHEEER
Takumi using the Blind Attack on Tomoyuki's EK9.

by The "Undertaker" March 14, 2023

caps attack

when you go to hit the shift key but accidentaly pressing the caps lock button instead, making all typed letters capitalized giving the essence that what you typed or texted would be considered "yelling"

Dude #1: "WHATZ UP BRO!!!???

Dude #2: "Why are you yelling?

Dude #1: "Oh lol sorry, i was caps attacked"

by mr.dude-guy June 20, 2010