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Ashy Crotcher

An ashy crotcher is a basic unkempt, dry, dirty, scrawny white boy, most commonly found with a drug problem, no shirt, and baggy jeans or sweatpants which he is constantly grabbing the crotch of to either hold them up or to scratch himself. Or both. While looking you straight in the eye and talking about nonsense as if it's a normal thing.
"That ashy crotcher over at the gas station was trying to bum a smoke. I said nah man not today. Then he offered to sell me his aunt's microwave for 15 bucks so he could 'just get by'."

"My sister asked me to come pick her up at her boyfriend's house. I pull up and this ashy crotcher starts talking about how much he likes my car and how he's gonna get one like it next week when his disability check comes through"
by CelticThunder November 28, 2023
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ashy mcdevy

Ashy mcdevy or Ashy for short is a badass and prettiest girl in the world, she's very loyal to her counterpart and would be so protective over them, she's pretty quirky girl at times but sometimes she will be someone that will hug you in the midnight while it's raining outside, she's everything that everyone with every genders want.
Person 1: Ashy mcdevy is everything

Person 2: Ashy is life
Person 3: ASHY ASHY ASHY ASHY
by IsAshyMcdevy December 28, 2023
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Ashy Wednesday

You shoot load on your partners forehead after fellatio, and drop your cigar ash into puddle. Then use thumb to make sign of the cross with the ashes.
My girlfriend and I celebrated ashy Wednesday last night after a stop at the cigar bar.
by Copperbuckeye February 24, 2024
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ashysauce

Ashysauce is a nickname for someone named Ash, Ashton, Ashley etc.

Ashysauce combines one’s name and “sauce” meaning cum for a funny nickname reminding someone they were once cum.
Hey look it’s Ashysauce”
by MAZZYnum1STAR March 27, 2024
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Ashhy 'knee' hazmijadalitshioushbinladenosama

one tenth of the size of a electron, universe's top 1 Tinder speedrunner
Ashhy 'knee' hazmijadalitshioushbinladenosama is a tinder bingener anjd sucam liktvac poo
by Ash bleans aka ash spleens November 27, 2024
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Ashyfag

Ashyfag decided to cheat on Gagfag for the YN
by J haught69 December 13, 2024
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ashyrina

Ashyrina is the most beautiful girl ive seen in my years on this earth. Ashyrina is a bit on the slow side but thats okay. She cant drive for shit and is a wee bit blind. Ashyrina has the biggest phone addict ive the world has ever seen, she has 20 hours a day on tiktok. But at the end of the day shes the most gorgeous and kind girl ive ever met.
I found myself an ashyrina
nope theres only one
by 2233564323431 December 21, 2024
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