asshole

dylan and kachina

wow your such a dylan becuase your an asshole!

by abcdefg-12345 October 24, 2010

Asshole

People who claim they are not assholes by saying, "I'm not an asshole I just don't give a fuck a lot. "

Person 1: "Hey man you're kind of an asshole. "
Person 2: "I'm not an asshole I just don't give a fuck a lot. "
Person 1: "Nope wrong you're an asshole. Go check urban dictionary"

by Jim81827378484 March 31, 2013

asshole

your best friend, you just haven't realized it yet

I never thought of Sam as an asshole until he sent that video of me getting Abe-linconed to tosh.0

by grand theft motto April 7, 2013

asshole

- A noun used to describe bastards.

Noel is an asshole.

by iknowyouseeme007 January 27, 2014

asshole

Creature who is like a butthole, completely unable to do anything other that take a shit every which way it's pointing. Has no other function, besides occasionally being fucked by a dick.

Take a crap over a mirror. You are witnessing asshole behavior, with the metaphor in reverse.

by Yossarian237 February 6, 2014

Asshole

That guy who didn't use his turning signal.

You: Don't. No. Don't!

Them: "cuts in your lane"

You: Oh! Awesome, nice blinker asshole!

by TheRingOfAll February 8, 2014

Asshole

A guy who is rude, careless and a dick.

Ben is such an asshole

by Simplyrdx October 24, 2014