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Albert

Everyone likes Albert, he's introverted but will spring up at every social interaction he garners. He's a smart aleck but chooses to not showcase his intel (assumingly to be humble). In addition, Albert is also a kind guy and will give you his lunch; or part of it. Cherish Albert.
Mike: Do you know Albert?
John: Yeah, everyone likes that guy.
by szaisthebestilovesza May 15, 2022
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Albert has a big Bunda and is gay AF
He likes to sucking big dicks and licking assholes.
,,Oh you like sucking dick like Albert‘‘
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Albert looooves to be the center of attention especially at parties where he tend to get very drunk.

He will also not hesitate to make a move on a girl when drunk, so look out ladies, be careful.

Generally Albert thinks he is the hottest dude in the room, most do sadly disagree and tries to avoid his drunk horny ass.

If you ever choose to date an Albert you have to know that their ability to communicate is non-existing.
"Oh who is that guy needing acceptance from everyone, acting all tough?"
"It's just that clumsy guy Albert"
by allforgiven May 29, 2022
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person 1: omg who is that fine man sitting there?
person 2: probably an Albert.
by Kanye East yuhhhhhhhhh July 1, 2022
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Albert estaïn and Nicolas Tesla

If when someone is really stupid, a random person will make a meme of him using these characters.
Mario bros was made on 1782 b.C.(Albert estaïn and Nicolas Tesla meme)
by idk30 November 26, 2023
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Someone who likes hill walking or cycling. Can sometimes walk with a slight bounce effect.
John- "Look at that guy walking down that hill with that stupid stick.... why is he bouncing as he walks?
Glen- "That guy is such an Albert!"
by dondoMANDO March 13, 2022
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A really cute guy who cares about everyone else and seems to forget to care about himself sometimes. He is everything anyone wants and more, he tries to be happy for everybody else when he has his own problems. Idk wat id do without him. He is the most caring and trustworthy person in the world.
poor derwyn, Albert doesnt seem to like u very much
by stop_gethelp January 18, 2022
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