by louiswifejackyrc January 13, 2021
Get the LouisP Addictmug. When one is constantly checking, scrolling, liking, commenting, staring with that blank open mouthed face at a screen for hours upon hours, day after day.
Annoyed girlfriend- "Hey you should get off Facebook for once babe."
Facebook addict- "You want me to WHAAAT??"
Annoyed girlfriend- "I SAAIIID GET OFF FACEBOOK FOR ONCE AND ENJOY LIFE?!"
Facebook addict- "Nah Facebook is life and I wil----- (stops mid sentence to read a post) five minutes later "what were we talking about again"
Super annoyed girlfriend- "You have a 'facebook addiction'"
Facebook addict- "You want me to WHAAAT??"
Annoyed girlfriend- "I SAAIIID GET OFF FACEBOOK FOR ONCE AND ENJOY LIFE?!"
Facebook addict- "Nah Facebook is life and I wil----- (stops mid sentence to read a post) five minutes later "what were we talking about again"
Super annoyed girlfriend- "You have a 'facebook addiction'"
by aCoope5518 August 1, 2015
Get the Facebook addictionmug. by IAmWaiting November 5, 2022
Get the drug addictmug. An addiction to chick-fil-a is not uncommon in today's age. The most commonly effected are 14-17 year old Jewish males. The addiction begins very slow but as some therapist say the addiction can only get worse. Symptoms include gelled hair and over active acne. If you or a friend is suffering from this please call the number on the bottom. You could change a life for the better.
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by DJ SODI December 5, 2017
Get the chickfila addictsmug. The constant involvement with dramatic people by allowing them to open up and getting involved in their bullshit
by Lfeass November 6, 2015
Get the drama addictionmug. A kid that has fortnite as his only game, is over-entitled and also is the most toxic thing you will see. They will also throw a tantrum if you say anything bad about the game that they worship like a god. (Mostly 7-16 years old, will flex their “wins” and “build skills”)
by Bilo.exe July 22, 2020
Get the Fortnite Addictmug. Someone who despite telling you that they are indeed on a diet and have left their favorite movie theater snack behind, would willingly sacrifice their own child to the almighty Orville Redenbacher in exchange for a singular kernel with which to pop and consume happily, knowing that their first born child is forever gone in return for a measly kernel.
Jack: "Hey man how's your diet going?"
*Visibly has popcorn*
Jack: "Hey what gives man I thought you gave that up?"
Matt: "Not since Timmy left.."
Jack: "Excuse me?"
Matt: "SHIT! MY POPCORN'S BURNING! HANG ON!"
Jack: "Your a goddamn Popcorn Addict."
*Visibly has popcorn*
Jack: "Hey what gives man I thought you gave that up?"
Matt: "Not since Timmy left.."
Jack: "Excuse me?"
Matt: "SHIT! MY POPCORN'S BURNING! HANG ON!"
Jack: "Your a goddamn Popcorn Addict."
by RichardsLeftNut March 27, 2019
Get the Popcorn Addictmug.