dirty axe wound

another name for the female genitalia, when its dirty
Ms.Chuabe has a dirty axe wound.
by katy reid November 14, 2007
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axe womb

an axe womb is a womans fanny
look at the size of her minge,she's been twatted with an axe.
i nobbed this bird last night you should of seen her battered axe womb
by L briggs September 24, 2006
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Tend To The Axe Wound

This is the act of fingering or fondeling a girls vagina.
The word 'tend' is used because sometimes it can be a tedious act; Axe Wound describes the appearance of the vagina or gash if you will.
It was only fair that after Mary went down on me that I tend to the axe wound.
by T-Roy October 11, 2005
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infected axe wound

Referring to the female genitalia when it literally looks like it was once attacked by an angry axe.
I hit that infected axe wound even though it grossed me out.
by Ellio's Pizza January 04, 2017
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battle axe rampage

any music or movies influenced by the vikings
by Anonymous November 04, 2003
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old battle axe

One's spouse or partner. Same as ball and chain.
Can't come out tonight. Gotta go meet the old battle axe.
by Twin Dongs February 18, 2017
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