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australia doesnt exist
by enntire March 2, 2021
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AstrayLMFAO

The coolest of the all, and best of the all, and literally god himself.
“omg are you AstrayLMFAO!”
“yeah”
“can I suck ur balls
by IhateDupters1 June 8, 2021
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Australian Bukkake

A large group of men start shooting their load and saying crikey
Person 1: Hey did you see what happened to Hannah yesterday
Person 2: What?
Person 1: She was the focal point of an Australian Bukkake
by CumMan2021 October 12, 2021
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Astrology

A method adopted blatant judgement based off of birth month, prominently used by teenage white girls that is complete and utter bullshit and has just about the same effect on anything as the rocks people believe in.
Sane person: “Astrology is fake.”

Some white girl: “Oh mY gOD yoU mUSt bE A saGiTtaRIus.”
by Shaqitus October 16, 2021
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Astrology

The BULLSHIT belief that the constellation your sun happens to be in determines how you'll act and who you're compatible with for the rest of your life. It doesn't. No one gives a shit if you and your worst enemy's zodiac signs aren't compatible. Your worst enemy probably hates you because you're an astrology girl/guy.
Guy: "Why can't me and my little sister get along?"

Astrology Girl: "Probably because you're a Cancer and she's an Aries"

Guy: "STFU. Why do the days we enter this cruel world full of you idiots matter? Stop believing this shit even NASA outright said that it's fake as fuck."
by Silicosis9324 November 13, 2022
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Australapedophobia

Australapdeophobia is the intense fear of Australian children. As opposed to australpedophilia, which is an intense love of Australian children, often to a problematic extent. When a person with australapedophobia sees an Australian child, they are typically overcome with the desire to kick it into a different galaxy. Not to be confused with australpediophobia, which is the fear of Australian dolls.

It's okay, Australia isn't real and Australian children can't hurt you.

If you are an Australian child reading this right now, shame on you. Why are you so scary
Joshwell: Wow, I'm a father now!
Maxwell: Yeah, but your children might become Australian.
Joshwell: Oh yeah. Time to get some new children.

Maxwell: It's okay. Fatherhood is a waste of time.

Joshwell: I wonder if there's a support group for people like me.
Maxwell: People like you?
Joshwell: People with australapedophobia.
by Milkthewhalesnow November 29, 2022
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Australian Coconut Water

When 1000s of men from all over Australia come to a local fruit stand in melbourne once a year with power drills and they steal 1000s of coconuts and drill them out and at the count of 5 they all burst their seminal fluids into the coconuts in unison
Ryan attended this years Australian Coconut water festival
by Swazey1450 March 2, 2023
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