Coach Ivan sells drugs at Lake Needwood. He sells coke in liquid and powder form. He's worried that the government will track him. Thankfully, he has Amazon Alexa to help him. All he needs to say is "Hey Alexa, call Pedro." Pedro will then show up with Technoblade and Badboyhalo to take care of the government goons that may be trying to stop the deal. Coach Ivan can always rely on Alexa to get the job done. Amazon Alexa, available on Amazon or at your local Amazon warehouse.
by isa_chan008 November 13, 2021
by louabxusn August 22, 2020
Exactly your type. Is super cute when she’s blushing. But she’s the girl who always waits for the person they love to text them first. She gets happy when she wakes up to a “Goodmorning” text and to sleep with a “Goodnight” text. She’ll admit, She has been broken and she’s still trying to heal. But all of that is not a reason for her to be sad. She’s always known as the most happiest most cheerful person ever. But when she does get broken, She’ll sob like never before. Because, She loved, cared about you. But you let her go? Bro do you even breathe?
His friend: Man.. Why did you let go of Alexa? She was everything you could’ve wanted.
Ex: We wouldn’t go far anyways and I was just scared that I might hurt her.
His friend: Shame on you for loving her at first but knowing that you have to leave her.
Ex: We wouldn’t go far anyways and I was just scared that I might hurt her.
His friend: Shame on you for loving her at first but knowing that you have to leave her.
by TheSaddestOfMoons July 06, 2020
by littleweinerJaden September 02, 2021
what you make when life gives you lemons.
when life gives you lemons make alexa.
by LEGIWEGIE August 03, 2022