suspended activity expert

One who excels at doing nothing while appearing busy to others. The expert can fool co-workers and bosses alike.

In her sales job, Beth is required to hit daily call goals in order to meet expectations and keep the monkeys off her back. By dialing mostly disconnected or fax numbers, Beth's sales director is completely fooled and regularly congratulates her on hitting or exceeding goal. Beth is seen as successful and often referenced as an example for "activity pays". Beth has mastered being a suspended activity expert at work.

by pseudo-ninja May 14, 2015

pikey activity

Up to no good. doing things pikeys(travellers) are known for. I.e vandalizing, stealing

You up for some pikey activity tonight?

by The real jim kelly December 17, 2016

Active on xyz

something that never occurs it is more rare that a levi that does not say the n word

"Hey you know that papi is active on xyz"

by rReverse July 1, 2019

ACTIVE UNO

When man gets out to the pub to get wankered.

Kane: what’s people up to?
Sam: My mans active unoo

by Most active man about uno April 18, 2019

Textually active

When you’re dating someone, and you text often between datws

It’s been 2 weeks since date #2, but we’re textually active, so we’re still moving forward

by Rickydricky October 7, 2019

activate the glutes

Tighten your butthole, because shits about to get real

Josh, you better activate the glutes when you banging your girl and she tries to check your oil!

by LilMudCricket May 26, 2018

Politically active

Someone who's involved in politics through financial or through an office. Someone who doesn't even vote isn't politically active.

Apathetic is the opposite of politically active, so calling somebody who doesn't vote politically active and apathetic is like calling a house cheap and expensive.

by Solid Mantis February 4, 2020