opening act

when a dude sticks his pointer finger in a chicks vagina and his ring finger and pinky in her butt.

usually happens when the chick wants to take it up a level from the "shocker" following the "opening act" comes the"show stopper"

by alwaysgone November 9, 2009

mum act

The act of not responding when asked an important question, typically via email or voicemail. Often used in the hope that the problem will just go away.

Damn! My boss's is really giving me the mum act about my raise request.

by Mikee P March 27, 2008

NHFLB Act

No Husky Friends Left Behind Act, the act that ensure that husky fellas are not left behind or miss treated by slim or fit friends.

Hey guys, this weekend I want to remind you of the NHFLB Act, so if you think you're going to poke me on the beach or leave me with grenades, you're going to be in trouble!

by The Bobby Hill March 31, 2011

standards act

Legislation passed in 2010 after hooks up with girls your bed wouldn't approve of. Prohibits sexual acts with women who are not up to a certain level of hotness.

Dude, forget her shes like 250 pounds, what happened to the standards act?

by standrds23433 April 28, 2011

hoeish act

when someone sucks too many dicks

thats a hoeish act

by sharks28 October 26, 2016

Soul act of 1981

The piece of law passed by the Canadian House of Commons in 1981, under the regime of Trudeau I. Enabling Gingers to steal, trade and sell souls. The act outlines that souls can be represented on a single piece or as a freckle on the arm of a Ginger.

The Soul act of 1981 enabled the Ginger to steal and sell Owen's soul.

by RINC KING September 26, 2017

Spoon Act of 2006

Legislature passed by the United States Supreme Court in 2006 defining the regulations of all manufactured spoons to be produced with built in cameras to ensure security of all drawers

Bro how’d you take that picture with a spoon ??? Bro all spoons have cameras, have you seen the spoon act of 2006?

by LilCuck May 24, 2018