Bearded Abe

One who can not face the reality that he/she is a complete waste of trailor park trash

That guy who married the daughter of his sister that he impregnated.

by Chris Lee March 14, 2005

abe lincoln

U guys have got it all wrong...an abe lincoln is when you are doing a girl from behind and you're about to jiz...so you spit on her back and cut your pubes and stick them in your hand...then you take out your penis and when she turns around squirt it in her face and throw the pubes on and viola she looks like abe lincoln

y0 i pulled the old abe lincoln and dirty sanchez in the same night bro...i don't think i'm gonna get to spank her anymore.

by unbri August 22, 2006

Abe Lincoln

1/4 Devil's Springs Vodka
1/4 Bacardi 151 Rum
1/2 Vanilla Coke (Regular cola is okay in a pinch)

The amount of rum and vodka should increase after every subsequent Abe. He/she should make it through four increasing strength Abes but he/she should be gone by the fifth. The fifth Abe should be barely brown/black and contain enough over-proof liqueur to kill a horse.

That dick-head only made it through three terms of Abe Lincoln. Pussy!!!

by perfect cruelty July 13, 2009

vag abs

when a woman has big abs and they grow to her vagina area

i was fuckin this heslth freak and she totally had vag abs

by poppin hill March 10, 2009

notorious abe

A jungle DJ from bfe (Spokane) who just might be asian if it weren't for his partents both bein white.

"Who's that fuckin gimp jumpin around on the empty dancefloor?"

"Oh, that's Notorious Abe. He can't dance, but he can spin."

by karlthepagan January 10, 2004

ab hole

a person that constantly makes ab-related jokes.

Abby: My abs are so firm YOU COULD GREAT CHEESE ON THEM!
Reggie: You ab hole.

by wigglymitten567 April 17, 2006

AB CUZ

Slogan of "Asian Boys", asian gang in Los Angeles area.

Hey don't mess with me homie, AB CUZ, AB.

by Peter December 9, 2003