A nice kind man but can also get on your nerves but you can’t help but get over him but don’t be surprised that he might ask for booty pics
by Shortbean November 22, 2018

A fuckin bitch fuck that throws an open mayonnaise packet at you at summer camp and continues to call you a dick afterwords.
by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

Jacob is weeb
by asunas thicc booty June 28, 2019

by Breadstick June 13, 2020

Guy #1: "Hey look! I caught a Jacob!"
Guy #2: "Woah! He's super effective against Nazi propaganda!"
Guy #1: "I know! I love queer type!"
*Friends theme song plays in Russian*
Guy #2: "Woah! He's super effective against Nazi propaganda!"
Guy #1: "I know! I love queer type!"
*Friends theme song plays in Russian*
by YxngDaggerdick December 18, 2018

A dumb ant who plows children and eats orange peels. Possibly a mysterious tractor scammer. Just make sure you get him that 2007 John Deere 9860 STS combine.
by Dumb_birdddddyyy April 14, 2019
