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Drunk hockey

Typically a college phenomenon but can also extend to the postgraduate years, drunk hockey consists of getting drunk and playing a hockey video gme from EA Sports or 2K Sports
I pregamed hard but every frat house around here was closed, so I came back and popped in NHL 12. I proceeded to play drunk hockey
by caps_fan74 January 25, 2013
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drunk meat

The intoxicated passengers in a vehicle who are being driven home from a drunken night on the town by a designated driver.
Last night I was the designated driver, so I had to drive the drunk meat home after we left the bar.
by Not-gonna-tellya May 23, 2005
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Drunk fries

Fries you crave when you're drunk late at night
Paul: (2:30 am) Dude I'm hungry.

Steve: Let's go to McDonalds and get some drunk fries!
by shalala88 December 20, 2008
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Shrimp Drunk

This occurs after going to Red Lobster, ordering the never-ending shrimp, and eating to the point of shrimp intoxication. Some of the symptoms are blurred vision, double vision, speaking at a higher volume then normal, constant cursing, difficulty forming coherent thoughts, difficulty walking straight, and usually ends with a case of explosive diarrhea either the same night or the morning after. This state is difficult to acquire and requires at least 100 shrimp be consumed in order for the effects to be fully experienced. Treatments for this malady include cocktail sauce, copious amounts of Pepto Bismol/Kaopectate, and praying to the whatever god you hold sacred for mercy and some kind of ointment to prevent anal tearing.
So I went out with some friends for dinner and I ended up getting so shrimp drunk that I passed out on the floor of the Red Lobster bathroom with my pants around my ankles and a bible stuffed in my hands.
by Hawkeye from MASH November 5, 2010
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acceptable drunk

the funny, quiet drunks. very nice, very drunk friends.
Dan Bragdon: No one likes me except for rachael and cecelia, but thats ok. im an acceptable drunk
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drunk meat

Inebriated passengers who are driven home by a designated driver.
The bar is closing and I have to drive the drunk meat home.
by Not-gonna-tellya May 24, 2005
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Drunk elephant

Even in your sober state, a naturally clumsy person going to the gym.
If you think reparations are for you you're more high than a drunk elephant
by Sexydimma December 29, 2021
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