drive to fremont

A "Drive to Fremont" is when a colleague craps on your suit on a beautiful Friday morning. Usually occurs when you should otherwise be at the farmer's market getting fish tacos.

I was finishing up court when John asked me to "Drive to Fremont." Totally ruined my Friday morning.

by Clarence Gideon January 17, 2014

Drive-By Fratting

1. An incident that occurs when an SUV (usually a Chevy Tahoe) full of young, upper middle class white males who belong to a sort of "gang" called a fraternity, pulls up and the occupants throw beer cans, golf balls, and/or verbal insults at a victim and then peels away.

2. The victim is usually called a "fag" yet is not necessarily, nor often an actual homosexual. The irony is that the victim is called a "fag" by 4-5 males crammed closely together in the backseat of a vehicle.

3. Drive-by frattings while similar to drive-by shootings in style, are not actually harmful, just like frat boys unlike gang members are not actually tough. At worst victims have their self esteem hurt for 2.5 seconds.

4. Oxford, Mississippi is the "South Central LA" of Drive-by frattings. Please use caution when walking, biking, or jogging through such areas.

Screeeeeeech....."hey faaaaaaaaaggggggg!......wooooohoooo!!!!!" screeeeeeeeech (call peels off)

Victim One: "Did someone just through a Titlelist at me?"

Victim Two: "Yeah, good thing they throw like fags"

Victim One: "Must have been a drive-by fratting"

by LordLoudoun December 2, 2011

Pix Driving

The act of taking a picture while driving. Usually more dangerous than texting while driving (TWD).

News Caster: The 14 car pile up resulted from an inattentive drive who was passing by "insert landmark here." Authorities say the accident was caused by careless Pix Driving.

by RaguTom January 27, 2011

Ambulance Drive-by

When you have to pull over for that ambulance speeding past you

Guy 1: *driving*
Guy 2: Hey! Watch out, there's an ambulance drive-by comin up behind us!
Guy 1: Nonchalantly pulls over

by Aloushi May 7, 2015

drive-by-the-way

A set of seemingly innocuous questions, usually appearing at a time when an email thread appears to be resolved, not necessarily from one's management chain, derailing any semblance of a process of executing against deadlines.

Engineer A: How's your project going?
Engineer B: It's not, I got drive-by-the-wayed by Product Managers all day.

by Sir Splainmore November 5, 2014

Sex Drive

your sexual drive- (sd) is how often you feel the urge to interact in sexual activity- seggcytime can also be affected by how low, or high your sex drive is. Your sex drive can be either high, or low.

scenario 1- high sex drive

guy 1: brooo i’m not kidding, i have some serious issues, i can’t go a day without thinking of sex- my sex drive has been insane.
guy 2: damn bro- that sucks. get better my man.

scene 2- low sexual drive

girl: hey.. wanna..? you know…
guy: umm.. im sorry- don’t feel like it right now.
girl: come on bro!! we’ve never done anything for 6 years!!! tf wrong with you.

by nicknelsonsdi- June 5, 2022

Drive by creeper

A person that drives slowly by your house gawking at you everyday.

That idiot neighbor sure is a drive by creeper.

by Losinbadly May 3, 2017