feels like im pissing razor blades

You are hurt very badly; in a deep state of depression.

Wow, Trevor, after getting dumped by a girlfreind and being fired from my job, it feels like im pissing razor blades.

by name your November 15, 2007

Easter island statue with an arse full of razor blades

Terminally po-faced, miserable, humourless. A term famously used by former Australian Prime Minister Paul Keating to describe former PM Malcolm Fraser.

"You look like an Easter Island statue with an arse full of razor blades."

by Zog The Undeniable February 21, 2007

Razor Blade Fidget Spinner

what I am the equivalent of.

i am the equivalent of a Razor Blade Fidget Spinner

by nigerianprince August 12, 2019

Blade

A slang term for someone acting or saying something gay

Thea nigga Nate just devoured 3 glizzies whole, he really a blade ass nigga

by Savvymir September 13, 2021

Roller Blades

A Splatoon gaming team with multiple wins and scrim records including every season of LUTI and playing in the E3 world championships. Without the roller blades Splatoon would not even exist.

If the world we're ever to end, I would die with my arms around my Roller Blades signed Splatoon poster.

by Sakurai Sensei May 15, 2019

addicted to the blade

Someone who uses a razor blade to cut themselves to bleed on purpose for the enjoyment of others.

Ric Flair and Jon Moxley may bleed in every match. They may be addicted to the blade.

by Your friend Mark in 2022 August 19, 2022

bey blade metal fusion

it is by far the greatest ainme in the world and if you think otherwise you deserve to rot in hell

dude: demon slayer is the best anime
me: no bey blade metal fusion
dude: cries

by exub1a August 24, 2021