Towel Monkey

Derogatory term for someone who takes too many showers.

Carlos, that is your fifth shower today, you're such a towel monkey.

by Bobsaway November 9, 2010

hot towel

when you jizz on a towel or wash cloth and gag a bitch (Tyler's mom)with it

"i just gave tylers bitch ass mom a hot towel!"

"that bitch has a moon roof!"

by anus greasley December 29, 2007

Samoan Bath Towel

(v) The act of shitting in a bath towel and stuffing it in the linen closet. Performed at a party to which you were not invited but are too drunk to leave.

(n) A towel that has been shat in and stuffed into the linen closet.

Sole: Did you about Tau on Friday night?

Junior: What happened?

Sole: He crashed some Palagis party and left them a Samoan Bath Towel.

by fmitga July 19, 2011

Paper towel

When someone is getting on your nerves and keeps talking to you you say, "are you callin me a paper towel?"

Sammi says to Casey after she keeps going on about her boyfriend. Sammi says " are you calling me a paper towel?"

by Casey and Sammi February 27, 2004

Italian Dish Towel

An act of "kindness" that is performed in which a gentleman unloads his wad onto a female recipient and proceeds to clean up with her hair.

"Last night I gave her a Pearl Necklace and cleaned up with the Italian Dish Towel."

by the_bush_hammer February 20, 2014

dead baby towel

A rag or towel used to wipe spunk/sperm from off oneself after intercourse

Pass the dead baby towel over please I'm covered in my own cum

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

Dish Towel

A name given to a woman which has or could be used in a sexual manner.

I met Susan last night and after five minutes she gave it up. She is such a dish towel

by [e-mail] January 5, 2004