Douche it down

A gentle reproach to someone (often a douche) to tone down their douchery.

"Douche it down, bro! You're coming on too strong here"

"You know Bartholomew, you really need to douche it down a notch"

"What's the problem here, why don't y'all douche the fuck down?!"

"Hey Ritik.. Douche it down, and man the fuck up."

by babakamdev September 26, 2011

Douche Wobbler

One who asks an incredibly stupid question for no apparent reason. This term is the only way fit to describe such folk.

Dude, you are such a douche wobbler. I am happy I'm not your friend anymore.

by tehmayor September 24, 2010

Douche Grin

More commonly referred to as a smirk, a douche grin is a smile that expresses scorn, smugness, etc. Often performed by smiling on one side only. The douche grin was named so because douchebags are inclined to abuse smirking.

That guy's douche grin makes me want to punch him in the face.

by Broski O'Bronald January 21, 2010

kingpin douche

Anyone who defies traditional levels of douchiness to royal, supreme standards or the most douchey person in a group of douches.

See that tribe of douches over there? The tall one is the kingpin douche.

I went out with this guy last weekend who turned out to be a total kingpin douche.

I'm not much of a bowler, but I'm pretty sure I could knock out the kingpin douche without any problem.

by lingua franca October 2, 2012

Dapper Douche

A suave, well dressed male that inherently possess the qualities of a douche. Typically a male in his early 20s that spends excessive time modeling for his own instagram account. A dapper douche may be found with an abundance of mousse, designer shoes, and the inability to kindly shut the fuck up about himself.

What the flying fuck? That guy is such a dapper douche.

by StevenBigD January 13, 2015

Step-douche

An asshole step dad who tries to control you even though he's totally not your dad.

Friend: Hey you should totally come to the party with us!
Me: Sorry man my step-douche has grounded me

Friend: What why?
Me: He thinks he can fucking control me

by I.have.no.life97 September 29, 2017

Douche Eye

A non-verbal cue given to express disappointment, disapproval, dislike, or general disdain. aka a dirty look.

The guy just stood there on his porch with his arms crossed and gave me the douche eye.

My wife didn't have to say anything when I said I wanted to go out with the guys. I knew the answer when she gave me the Douche Eye.

by bktscrambler October 6, 2009