July 2nd

Cut your grass day, when you have to cut your grass because it's grown too big (the youngest human in the family has to cut the grass)

It's july 2nd gotta cut your grass man

by kachowo June 14, 2022

December 2nd

The most beautiful girl that you could think of, she is really shy, really nice...And also really attractive to boys, and really interested in her school work.🤩

Boy: Omg she is really Beautiful.

Girl: Because girls that are born on December 2nd, are very Beautiful.

by Hailey Bain November 17, 2019

December 2nd

National Day to Skip School to celebrate Arisha’s Birthday! If you see this, follow @arishxxa

yo dude it’s December 2nd you know what that means? No school and we get so celebrate Arisha’s Birthday!

by Wowitscheetcheetchow November 11, 2019

july 2nd

national goon on facetime day

me: hop on call and flick that bean for me
emily: what????
me: its july 2nd remember
emily: *starts going nuts on her vaginer*
me: *starts going nuts on my peener*

by ploorpypoo June 23, 2025

Like 2nd mother like dog

When your dog acts like your partner.

Like 2nd mother like dog. They’re both retarded.

by cruicfal February 12, 2025

Waiting for 2nd approval in netsuite

Waiting and waiting

"The lowly accountant spent all afternoon waiting for 2nd approval in netsuite cause he didnt have enough $$ to bribe the approver to 2nd approve. Life could be worse, but it could also be a lot better."

by pleasepleaseapprove July 20, 2021

September 2nd

September 2nd is widely known as “Make-Out in the backseat” day.

Hey girl, it’s September 2nd, let’s move to the backseat.

by LovedByYou6 September 1, 2022