Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker

This is what LADS say when they can't swear and say "Dumb Motherfucking Bitch" as both the school and the parents don't allow children to swear...

"Stop stealing my toys you Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker!!!"
Or
"That Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker is the worst guy I have ever seen..."

Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker by LibrariOBqbelF October 8, 2022

rootie tootie mcshooties 

guuns
the thingys that make loud noises and hurt

oh no! they have rootie tootie mcshooties

rootie tootie mcshooties by angry jellyfish :] July 1, 2023

splooty tooties 

A slang term for diarrhea coined by me as a child which has now spread into the lexicon of a subset of people in Central Ohio

“Where did Dan go?” “I just saw him sprint to the bathroom” “Ah, he must have a bad case of the splooty tooties then”

splooty tooties by Evandm04 August 13, 2023

Minecraft Toosie Slide

When a male spreads a raw testicle gelatin cake over his female spouse/partner and proceeds to have missionary intercourse with them.

“Yeah me and the misses did a Minecraft Toosie Slide last night. Would recommend some fragrance to cover up the smell.”

Minecraft Toosie Slide by Jim Peel April 17, 2026

pop a tootie

When your bum coughs

Excuse me— did you just pop a tootie?

pop a tootie by Ripvonginger August 22, 2020

Fruiti Aruti Tootie 

Fruiti Aruti Tootie (sometimes shown in the short form as just “Fruiti”) is a nickname for Artur. He is a person of great humor and intellectuality. He can be shallow and have many negative characteristics but never does he shy away from a challenge. He is a very lucky individual. He gets hot babes but has only a few in a handful of friends

“Hey Fruiti get ova’ he’e”
“Fruiti Aruti Tootie is being a damn fucking fruit again”

Fruiti Aruti Tootie by Arut2002 April 15, 2023

916 Rootie Tootie Fresh and Fruity

When you have migrant farm workers who have been working hard for day straight in the sun with no shower. They take the fresh picked fruit rubs it between the ass and balls cuts up the fruit and serves it to a special someone.

Darcy was feeling rather famished so she went to the pear orchard and requested a 916 Rootie Tootie Fresh and Fruity

916 Rootie Tootie Fresh and Fruity by Lydia916 April 5, 2024