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Jacob

So fucking gay he sucks so much penis that he died. Usually he has a small penis so it’s annoying to everyone
Man he looks like a Jacob because he’s so gay
by Epicfrickingamer June 15, 2019
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Jacob

I have jacob
by safsdegfdsa October 6, 2020
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Jacob

That one person that is short and wears glasses and has a mest up hairline also known as gay midget hacker
Taht guy is short just like jacob
by Ham7247 April 1, 2019
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Jacob

A pussy ass bitch. No one wants to be a jacob. They have no fuckin nuts and no friends because their girlfriends are more important. If you’re acting like a jacob, a worthless piece of shit, you should probably just kill your self.
Matt: Brett, why are your nuts in your girlfriends purse?

Brett: because I bow down to mommy. Or else she’ll choke me out.
Matt: quit being such a fuckin jacob dude
by Buttshava January 19, 2020
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Jacob

Trash at basketball and everything including life
I am a big Jacob
by Jacob is garbo July 6, 2018
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Jacob

Jacob is a person who has a lot of issues and feels as though wherever he goes someone is judging him, he tries his hardest to be kind and caring but always thinks that he seems he is selfish Jacob's can come off as annoying, rude and dumb but a a Jacob is always trying to get liked by other people and only shows his real feelings to whom he really considers a friend.
Jacob: .... Random person: Weirdo
by DudeYouNeedToShower June 18, 2019
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Jacob

A Short bitch ass cunt that likes men and needs a good cunt punting
by JacobLikesMen March 6, 2020
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