douche-schwillery

A different kind of douchebaggery, brought on by the introduction of high dosages of alcohol and/or drugs to a subject who already exhibits douchebag-like traits.

Exhibiting the tendencies of both a douchebag and a schwilly kid at the same time. Douche-schwillery is most often observed at large festivals where idiots who can't handle their shit take too many drugs end up harshing the mellow for everyone else.

"Man, that dude is so smacked out on H, he's stumbling around head-butting everyone and mumbling incoherently."

"Yeah man, pure douche-schwillery."

by areku1 February 15, 2013

Douche Wobbler

One who asks an incredibly stupid question for no apparent reason. This term is the only way fit to describe such folk.

Dude, you are such a douche wobbler. I am happy I'm not your friend anymore.

by tehmayor September 24, 2010

Step-douche

An asshole step dad who tries to control you even though he's totally not your dad.

Friend: Hey you should totally come to the party with us!
Me: Sorry man my step-douche has grounded me

Friend: What why?
Me: He thinks he can fucking control me

by I.have.no.life97 September 29, 2017

Douche Grin

More commonly referred to as a smirk, a douche grin is a smile that expresses scorn, smugness, etc. Often performed by smiling on one side only. The douche grin was named so because douchebags are inclined to abuse smirking.

That guy's douche grin makes me want to punch him in the face.

by Broski O'Bronald January 21, 2010

Dapper Douche

A suave, well dressed male that inherently possess the qualities of a douche. Typically a male in his early 20s that spends excessive time modeling for his own instagram account. A dapper douche may be found with an abundance of mousse, designer shoes, and the inability to kindly shut the fuck up about himself.

What the flying fuck? That guy is such a dapper douche.

by StevenBigD January 13, 2015

Excuse-douche

Term for someone who agrees to attend some sort of social occasion and backs out for some lame reason.

Luke: You coming to that party tonight man?
Robert: Nah man, gotta stay home and get baked.
Luke: What an excuse-douche.

by Woofsalot April 13, 2014

Douche Eye

A non-verbal cue given to express disappointment, disapproval, dislike, or general disdain. aka a dirty look.

The guy just stood there on his porch with his arms crossed and gave me the douche eye.

My wife didn't have to say anything when I said I wanted to go out with the guys. I knew the answer when she gave me the Douche Eye.

by bktscrambler October 6, 2009