Quarter Pounder Stretcher

Any image or person that arouses the male member, derived from a Macdonalds burger and a cheap shop.

The difference between art and pornography is that art is a medium for developing the soul and the imagination, whereas porn is a quarter pounder stretcher

by Daniel Connolly April 27, 2007

quarter life crisis

stressing and/acting up out in your 20's. taken from mid-life crisis which used to be stressing in the mid-30's, but now has been pushed up due to longer life expectancy.

heh, look at that college student over there, she's totally buggin, she must be having a quarter life crisis

by Robbie :) May 11, 2004

Quarter Past Two

A Jewish person. From British rhyming slang quarter past two = Jew.

I’m sure Isaac could get you a good deal on a tailor made suit; he is a quarter past two after all.



Hendon is a part of London where the time is always quarter past two.

by Stukas Over Stevenage January 13, 2008

Quarter-Shot

When you think you have a fart and you let it out, but it is a little wet and it gets on the back of your pants. The spot is about the size of a quarter.

Check it out, that guy has a quarter-shot.

by Vinny September 17, 2004

P-Quarter

An Ounce from a pound. Like an ounce of herbs ;-)

Yo Cuz, What up on a P-Quarter?

by Domestic October 27, 2003

Close Quarters

A version of Arabians Acrobats (see for details). This variety of AA is that the cups are now back to back.

I got wasted off that game of close quarters.

by The Other Mongoose March 14, 2010

quarter back position

Leaning so far off the toilet so as to require the use of one's arm as a supporting mechanism, usually on 2 fingers in a V shape as an american football player would, invariably leaving a snail trail on the inner front of the toilet

In order to avoid splash back from his deposit he adopted the quarter back position

by Crispin Whattley September 7, 2005