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Assortative mating

Assortative mating is the art of fat people procreating with others of the same body type. Eventually this leads to a population that is large and in charge.
Dude! Look at that fat couple! They shouldn't be allowed to have kids, they should ban assortative mating.
by kyle cota June 28, 2006
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Ey Mate

Ey Mate is a shortened way to say Hey Mate
B1 "Hi"

B2 "Ey mate, how you going?"
by Shelton Morseley November 18, 2013
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classic mate

An expression used to describe an occurence which inspires awe. Usually pronounced in a deep nasal voice.
"You rolled a fat one. Classic mate!"
by Gaff November 9, 2005
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clit mate

term used to describe two female friends who hang out excessively, to the point of disturbing others
Jerf: Hey Jason, what's with Patty and Amina? They're always together?

Jason: I dont know dude, they're clit mates

Jerf: Lol nigga, lol
by Black kid from the bookstore October 7, 2009
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Douche Mate

The state of being surrounded by douche bags with no option but to surrender.
1 While driving home yesterday I got the douches on the road put me in douche mate.

2 John looked around the confrence room and realized he was in total douche mate.
by Surak July 31, 2007
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come on mate

A colloquial slur to inform one to 'get ones act together'

Can be used in any situation to spur on some sort of activity where activity is due.
*lion sleeping in its enclosure*

Paying Zoo Attendee: Come on mate!

Friend 1: Umm i might have cheated on my gf last night
Friend 2: Awwhh come on mate...
by Fareastmovement October 23, 2013
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mating market

Coined and written about by Tucker Max and Dr. Geoff Miller in their book, Mate. The environment that available suitors are available to date.
Dude, the mating market out here is great. There are all kinds of women to go out with.
by Banks712 November 15, 2018
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