Ass Sand

When one has generous amounts of sand in their ass crack; often falling on to the bed as they sleep. Usually formed from not showering, ass sand is a common issue for many men with poor hygiene status'.

"Taylor, you got ass sand all over the bed."

by Sneisjwkkwla February 10, 2015

Ass Goddess

One who possesses an ass of legendary status. Often heightened by the wearing of leggings preferably a size smaller than she probably should.

-Bro did you see that girl that walked past. talk about a fucking ass goddess

by The Dirty Samurai November 21, 2013

Ass Wookie

Large, Very Hairy Mens ass, often a brother or uncle.

holy crap did you see his butt crack when he bent over? Marks got so much hair on his ass it looks like a Wookie. yea man Mark is a big Ass Wookie.

by Grimreaper8069 November 9, 2009

McDick in the Ass

A McDick in the Ass consists of a Big Mac where the bottom burger is replaced with a McChicken and the middle bun is a breakfast burrito.

"Hey Shawn, I'd like to order a McDick in the Ass with extra mayo."

by Kjyhnbn7 May 23, 2016

Ass Jockey

One who rides a donkey Ass Jockey

Did u hear the horse track is racing with donkeys now? Murph is racing today, i didn't know he was an Ass Jockey.

by nate nizzle March 20, 2015

Mouldy ass

when you don't wipe your ass & it forms a layer of mould in your ass crack, which smells & makes other people gag when they walk past.

Oh my god the seat smells, the last person who sat here must have had mouldy ass.

by Sami D March 29, 2009

Crusty ass

To care about someone but not wanting to directly tell them

Shut your crusty ass up, I want to help you!

by Leoknowsitall March 2, 2021