god loves you

the thing my mom said to me before sending me to him

"mom my tests came back i have autism"
"god loves you...*cocks shotgun*"

by cockmaster45 October 06, 2022

God loves you

Used as a synonym for "I’m a horny twink who wants to get railed hard"

"I don’t really believe in Christianity, but I respect you nonetheless!"

"But god loves you!"

"I’m almost finished."

by Isnorkelincoughsyrup January 26, 2024

Fa nade god

The God of Nades in the Game Forward Assault is vqb. With his longus schlongus he just throws the nades directly in to the bundas of his Pub randoms. Hes known for having the best Nade spots and doesnt touch grass just to go into practice mode and try nade spots.

.ud fa nade god

by Prqne March 05, 2023

Fa nade god

The God of nades in the Game Forward Assault is vqb. Enemies hate his nades because he aims his nades with his longus schlongus so his nades never miss. Hes also the best pubber in the game but thats a different story. He never touches grass because he plays practice mode 24/7 and just tries different nade spots for hours.

.ud fa nade god

by Prqne March 06, 2023

The Hand Of God

An A-10 Thunderbolt II or A-10 "Warthog." "The Hand Of God" is a name typically used by soldiers that are allied with the A-10. If you are not an ally, you are dead, most likely from its GAU-8 Machine Gun.

Let's go! The Hand Of God just shredded that tank!

by A-10 King May 26, 2023

o mah god

this is when you put 4 dots instead of three and use a sarcastic tone thru text

person1: it's not a joke!
witness: (sarcastic tone) o mah god....

by khroma December 01, 2021

Abuser God

Yes... The only path to virtue is through cosmic abuse... But only because I will MANUALLY CLOSE THE OTHER PATHS as though I think I'm the creature I'm worshipping... It's not going to burn me forever... I'll just talk my way out of it.... This doesn't count as taking it's name in vain... I'm the good one...

Hym "Wh... Does he not realize everything he's saying about the trans applies to his Abuser God? I mean, seriously! He's like a guy who keeps stepping on the same rake! Ha!"

Iam "Oh man... That... That is hard to watch..."

Hym "HE JUST KEEPS DOING IT! WALK AROUND! JESUS CHRIST!"

Iam "Uh... Oo! That one looked bad."

Hym "Holy shit! He is really going at it isn't he? Shit, I don't even know what to do here."

Iam "Should I... Should I got over there and move it?"

Hym "No. No... Just give it a minute..."

*WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP!*

Iam "Hey! You... You gotta go around!"

*WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP!*

Iam "AROUND! GO AROUND! oh, jesus... I don't know what to do here. I don't know what to do. I..."

Hym "This... This is fucking bizarre man. I don't even find it amusing anymore... It's just weird..."

by Hym Iam August 09, 2023