lick one's wounds 

to attempt to heal one's injuries or make oneself feel better

ff you just lick your wounds when that asshole is still out there than you wont have chance to warn the anyone to avoid him. (example of lick one's wounds)

lick one's wounds by The Return of Light Joker January 8, 2012

Rubbed One Out 

Had a wank

I went into the shower and rubbed one out

Rubbed One Out by Unattainable Unicorns July 18, 2014

the old one two mountain dew 

an ambiguous sexual action

What did you do with Alice last night?
You know, the old one two mountain dew.
NOICE

the old one two mountain dew by themountaindewd April 22, 2017

The One 

Jesus Christ

I am saved through God's Grace, in that He sent Jesus Christ, The One whom was prophecied about, to die for me.

The One by Marty June 17, 2003

act like one's shit dosen't stink 

to act as if one is better than everybody else

Why do you always act like your shit dosen't stink?

act like one's shit dosen't stink by Light Joker June 27, 2005

The One One 

The person that makes you change everything you said you wouldn't ; put it down in every way ; the one you meant to be with ; time enough : able to control without force ; Mesmerizing

Boooooyyyyyyyy, You the one one!

The One One by Aneres June 12, 2016

on a good one 

the same as on one but for a longer period of time. i.e. five or more days.

He would have outran the cops but he was on a good one and it finally caught up with him.

on a good one by brandon's wife May 21, 2004