No Jerk Off July is July, but no jerking off. You can use other ways to shoot hot steaming cum all over your mechanical keyboard, just don't jerk off. Only real men can do this.
Obama: Ah yes, time to jerk off to Michelle's feet.
Tyrone: Hol' up. You can't jerk off, it's No Jerk Off July!
Obama: Ah, right, I'll just rape her instead.
Tyrone: Hol' up. You can't jerk off, it's No Jerk Off July!
Obama: Ah, right, I'll just rape her instead.
by IJerkOffDuringJuly November 4, 2019
Get the No Jerk Off July mug.What you tell someone to do when they get obsessed over a challenge on the internet or just someone you fucking hate that's extraordinarily annoying.
Eric:"Rob, I think since you love doing dangerous challenges and not bothering to do anything productive in your life. I suggest you try the Fuck Off Challenge."
Rob:"The Fuck Off Challenge? How do you play it Eric?"
Eric:"Fuck off and do something productive with your life."
Rob: * D: *
Rob:"The Fuck Off Challenge? How do you play it Eric?"
Eric:"Fuck off and do something productive with your life."
Rob: * D: *
by General saltine July 19, 2016
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Get the Jack-Off Machine mug.Similar to right off the bat, right off the smack refers to the first thing that is necessary, done, or noticed. The modification of this phrase is used to ground the jargon to just getting off the effect of heroin, smack, which impairs cognitive function.
Right off the smack, if I'm gonna live here I'm going to need hot food, a hot shower, and a hot lay.
by ViHelena October 15, 2017
Get the right off the smack mug.when one person or a group of people go and attempt to hit you offline. this is done in several ways as a threat as just white lies or actually disconnecting your internet connection from using a program of some sort. this is normally done to people who have done nothing wrong but little kids are angry online and decide to ruin your connection for however long
*makes fun of kid online on call of duty*
Lobby:*laughter*
Booter: “ Hey wanna get hit off?”
Guy: “wow really im getting hit off, wow nerd.”
Lobby:*laughter*
Booter: “ Hey wanna get hit off?”
Guy: “wow really im getting hit off, wow nerd.”
by blissings May 9, 2018
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Jumped off his parents roof with a spear when he was 16 and ended up in the hospital laughing he is off his nut
Jumped off his parents roof with a spear when he was 16 and ended up in the hospital laughing he is off his nut
Off your nut
by Sick lad Pablo May 28, 2022
Get the Off your nut mug.1. The result achieved from dividing the number representing the net volume of semen generated from a masterbatory session by the distance over which it was ejaculated.
2. An element defined as being the extent to which a mental or pornographic fantasy, female companion, or Yiddish curmudgeon is capable of qualitatively enhancing a masterbatory session.
2. An element defined as being the extent to which a mental or pornographic fantasy, female companion, or Yiddish curmudgeon is capable of qualitatively enhancing a masterbatory session.
1. The rub-off factor cannot yet be calculated, as the measurement data remains yet to be disclosed to the public.
2. But seriously, a fine Jewish octogenarian with his schnoz and yamaka has a far higher rub-off factor than anything Hugh Hefner can provide.
2. But seriously, a fine Jewish octogenarian with his schnoz and yamaka has a far higher rub-off factor than anything Hugh Hefner can provide.
by Woody Allenette July 24, 2009
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