Unlike the sugar daddy a Moisture Daddy is not older or wealthy, but has zero wealth and poor hygiene, Moisture Daddys typically weigh in at about 115-160 pounds, the best way to pick out a Moisture Daddy is they are typically small in stature and skinny. A moisture Daddy receives no benefits unlike the sugar daddy, they just take care of the Moisture Pig or the smaller more athletic Swampy D. The Moisture Daddy feeds them so they can continue to eat and sweat and sweat and eat. The Moisture Daddy is very loyal to the Moisture Pig and Swampy D, they will continue to feed them until they can no longer fit through a normal sized doorway.
That poor man must be a moisture daddy, because he has no idea of how large his spouse is!
This dude has to be a moisture daddy, look at all of the crappy food in his 3 shopping carts and he paid with a EBT card.
This dude has to be a moisture daddy, look at all of the crappy food in his 3 shopping carts and he paid with a EBT card.
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sugar daddy: *pays girl $50*
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sugar daddy: *pays girl $50*
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