Crowbar fishing

It’s when you put a crowbar inside a woman’s pussy after previously ejaculating into the woman’s genetalia, and trying to fish out the dead baby.

Jonathon- I’m sorry I slipped the crowbar in mother!
Mother- next time use a lamp post.

Jonathon- *default dances and mines up a pole with his diamond pick* sorry for crowbar fishing mother!

by Niggaslutlmao69 April 8, 2019

Fish Lips

Lips that look like they belong on a fish

dang bro look at stephen with those fish lips

by Sinz999 April 10, 2019

is my fish sleeping

if someone ask you that if you fish is sleeping it is just upside down on top of the fish bowl and to dispose of it is to flush it down the toilet.

P.S don't tell your kids

Son: is my fish sleeping
Mom: yes my son it is now go back to your room
Son: ok
Mom: honey go flush it down the toilet

by ThankWrong April 16, 2019

Fish

Jesse is my big fish but is a Hoe cause he never guest me on his live.

Jesse is the biggest fish ever

by Mark claiminding April 17, 2019

Fish Face

A person who can't show any emotions on his face

“ omg are you crying? “
“ lol no i have a fish face, i’m actually laughing “

by Afish4aday September 17, 2019

saturday night fish fry

A large party in New Orleans where they fry fish on a saturday night as the name suggests

If you are a cook or a good musician, you can get into a saturday night fish fry for free.

by thy holy bruh man September 19, 2019

Dog fished

Inviting a guy over and instead of sleeping with him, you force him to sleep him on the couch

Haha did you hear? Kelsey dog fished Achue laser night, I walked into the living room and he just crashed on the couch

by N1etzsche September 22, 2019