Frosted Chocolate Muffin

The act of excreting feces on a woman's vagina then jizzing on the feces

"Last night, John gave me a Frosted Chocolate Muffin. Now I smell terrible!"

"Ooh, I like chocolate muffins. Do you think John could slide me one?"

"You're really not getting this are you?"

by Ayd Off Hit Lher February 15, 2025

Chocolate kiss

The kiss-like mark you leave on toilet paper when you wipe your ass

I left a chocolate kiss

by I hate living in Indiana August 06, 2018

Chocolate Kiss

When two buttholes touch as if they were kissing

Hey, wanna chocolate kiss tonight?

by Ethel Winestein May 07, 2021

Chocolate Kisses

anal poopies

I love to pack those chocolate kisses deep in my girl

by RoninSepuku September 04, 2023

lawn chocolate

the piles of dog shit found in the lawn

Dont let the kids eat the lawn chocolate while im gone

by T_1 June 19, 2010

chocolate mess

A very dirty mess, like a child covered in chocolate. Term coined by Kristen Wood.

The kid was a chocolate mess when he came in from playing in the rain.

by xmarksthewrong September 27, 2015

Chocolate Rodeo

Anal sex

Aaron's mum loves the chocolate rodeo.

by Corolla Master March 24, 2014