John Wicked

When a candle moves instantly to your stop loss, instantly killing your play.

"Bro I just got John Wicked out of my position!"

by TheOfficialDoc October 9, 2025

john dreiling

It means to just do it, to say yes to something, without thinking about it too much, no matter the consequences, with the risk of resulting in severe injuries when not successful.

John: Are you gonna send it?
Mary: Send it? I'm gonna go full John Dreiling on this shit!

by wolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolf January 23, 2020

john risotto

John risotto

john risotto

by Pim Neven March 20, 2024

Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

John

If your name is John, you probably worked at a Strip club and you love inviting dancers out to a different state to play volley ball for extra credit. John’s love pussy & anorexic fit females ranging to muscle meat heads. John’s like to take charge, they love to insult you, and live for sarcasm while being the biggest wet pillow in private.

He’s awesome in bed but doesn’t look like he is, who is he?

- Oh, That’s John

by Strippinthewalk November 26, 2021

John

A cat in a mortal's form. Is convinced he is the God Prophet. Loves redheaded women but may also a manhoe when it comes to his boyfriends. Will stab you. May also be from Valencia #nohomo.

John:. It was a pleasure for you to experience my presence.
Person: That's a John all right.

by facilityhobbit February 22, 2022

John no way home

Asian kid with a homeless outfit goofy ah movie and goofy person and a pervert sometimes

HAVE YOU SEEN JOHN NO WAY HOME ITS THE BEST OF THE BEST IT MADE MILLIONS

by Booty ticler June 20, 2022