Schrödinger's Butter Knife

When you put a used butter knife halfway over the rim of the sink just in case you might need it for another sandwich, but you never know.

Dude its 2 AM and your Schrödinger's Butter Knife could drop at any moment, hurry up with your snacks before mum and dad will kill us

by 1m1m0 March 10, 2024

Tennessee Peanut Butter Finger

When you try to finger a girl for the first time and instead finger her ass hole.

Mike tried to finger his girl friend and instead earned his first, Tennessee Peanut Butter Finger.

by Hank McCdoogle November 1, 2020

Counter Butter

When a person diarrheas on the counter and a third party rubs their genitals in it, then proceeded by intercourse.

I can't believe they wanted the counter butter on the first date.

by AHamSandwich May 2, 2022

butter lover

someone who loves thick loads of semen

"alex scott is a butter lover that likes creamy loads in his ass

by Bill Bro Baggins February 2, 2017

Butter Hamlet

The female equivalent of a red rocket.

She's humping my leg so hard I can feel her butter Hamlet.

by Snorchamo July 19, 2018

Butter face

Buh•ter•fās

When everything look good,
but-her-face.

She has a butter face. Smh -_-

by Potato_lover0148 November 26, 2016

jesus condom peanut butter

Jesus condom peanut butter happens when someone eating a chicken sandwich gets pissed off

"Adrien, how's your mom"- Rami
"I'm so jesus condom peanut butter", says adrien with a mouth full of chicken and passion
"Well then stop watching vietnamese porn or I'll throw a grand piano on your velociraptor"

by Rami°0°I like tacos December 12, 2019