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Secure that butter

Used to command someone to be careful with a precious resource, especially to prevent their talents, positive traits, or advantages of any kind from going to waste or turning into something negative. We are all given a certain amount of butter for our bread, and the more we have, the harder it can be to secure. All it takes is one moment of carelessness, and that butter may slip off the bread and into the toaster as we are trying to use its residual heat to warm the butter to an optimal temperature in the post-toasting phase of toast preparation. The next thing we know, the toaster is giving off a noxious scent of burnt butter as a lingering reminder of the mistake we have made.
Girl, you best secure that butter! You have a lot going for you, but I'd hate for it to fall into the toaster and haunt you forever.
by tjjohn12 July 2, 2016
mugGet the Secure that buttermug.
a new way of referring to sex, in which the penis butter is a penis and vagelly is vagina and you put the two together and sandwich them between two bodies
Chad: hey babe wanna have sex?
Vanessa: you mean make a penis butter and vagelly sandwich?
by peanutbabe August 26, 2018
mugGet the penis butter and vagelly sandwichmug.

Truffle Butter(y)

Adjective, used when something or someone is behaving in a particularly provoctave way. Not negative! Admiring their ass shaking or something
"Oh my God! Nonso is so truffle butter(y) right now!" (as he backs it up)
by bush-on-fire March 27, 2023
mugGet the Truffle Butter(y)mug.

bull butter

nicer southern way of saying "bull shit"
i dont believe you , i say its bull butter!
by redheadedsolochic November 6, 2021
mugGet the bull buttermug.
When you try to finger a girl for the first time and instead finger her ass hole.
Mike tried to finger his girl friend and instead earned his first, Tennessee Peanut Butter Finger.
by Hank McCdoogle November 1, 2020
mugGet the Tennessee Peanut Butter Fingermug.

Butter

a ingredient for many foods stupid
can you hand me the butter?, because i want to make some cake.
by xXDragonMasterXx November 23, 2020
mugGet the Buttermug.

Schrödinger's Butter Knife

When you put a used butter knife halfway over the rim of the sink just in case you might need it for another sandwich, but you never know.
Dude its 2 AM and your Schrödinger's Butter Knife could drop at any moment, hurry up with your snacks before mum and dad will kill us
by 1m1m0 March 10, 2024
mugGet the Schrödinger's Butter Knifemug.

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