‘the way in which a human has a unusual craving for baked beans and likes the sensation of them being all over their body’
by Daniel19 December 13, 2019

Bean is an ex pill sometimes referring to ecstasy, also could refer to other pills such as Molly and such like pills
They was trippin', most likely cause they were all off those beans.
Or
I just popped a bean, I'm starting to feel it.
Or
I just popped a bean, I'm starting to feel it.
by The Jeckler January 18, 2022

by Paper Hat December 4, 2023

Ew Bean got any smoke like? " nah mate just pua mooched to boaty for fuck al been bumped the fuck out of gonna do the stupid cunt in"
by wghqugi November 28, 2018

Depending on context, either having explosive diarrhea or ejaculating aggressively. In both cases, the volume of shit/cum produced must greatly exceed the expected quantity.
Person 1: "Check out this instagram model's hot tits"
Person 2: "Oh my god I'm beaning!"
Person 1: "Dude! You beaned all over the floor what the fuck!"
Person 2: "Oh my god I'm beaning!"
Person 1: "Dude! You beaned all over the floor what the fuck!"
by Fridrich the unloved September 18, 2023

A person who lounges in bed, usually with an electronic, a snack, or both. Can be used intermittently with couch potato.
"Dude, Dave's been laying in bed all day, a total bed bean. It's actually kind of concerning at this point."
by FermentedOJ December 1, 2020
