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Simp

A simp is, simply speaking, the opposite of a pimp, or a pimp without the ‘p’, and has been used in rap songs such as “sippin on some syrup’ and ‘cash shit.’

To quote youtuber Aba Atlas, “a pimp is a manager, and a simp is a customer who never gets the goods. He paid, but he didn’t receive his product.”

A simp is a guy who donates to Twitch streamers, pays for Onlyfans and premium Snapchats etc, and writes desperate messages full of cringe inducing emojis and badly written compliments, and sometimes ends up paying more than he would an actual prostitute, hoping that his money and blind flattery will get him laid, but never does.
Damien; “yes queen 😍😍😍😍, so beautiful🤤🔥😉🥵 so sexy, my girlfriend would never do stuff like you, gorgeous😈😈, how much would you like me to tip?”

Rob; “haha you’re such a simp, bro.”
by Summadkunt439 July 11, 2020
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Simp

You
Friends ur a simp!
Me: don’t tell me things I already know |dramatic eye roll~
by Bellybutton666 August 23, 2021
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Simp

Should
I
Marry
Pokimane?
You: simp
Random kid named Pokimane's Boyfriend: o
by SimpinJesus October 1, 2020
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Simp

A person who does way too much for a person they like (flying across a country to meet them)
by Taunthom99 October 13, 2020
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Simp

Squirrels. In. My. Pants. Referring to the iconic Phineas and Ferb song that cameo-d on their show.
My dude. I love SIMP so much.
by Simp2999999 June 2, 2020
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Simp

A chubby Chinese kid named Cactus who likes a girl named Shouq.
Someone: Yo did u hear what happened with the kid who ate that dog at school?

Friend: No, what happened?

Someone: Apparently he’s a simp for that girl called shouq!
by Cactus’ best friend 😎 October 15, 2020
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Simp

A CS:GO player named Stranger.JPG

He usually bottom frags and is a MASSIVE SIMP
Yo that Simp on our team thinks he's the next KennyS, he's not
by beest June 16, 2020
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