Face Off

When you are walking along and then you are faced with someone else in front of you. You then attempt to side-step out of the way, only to have them step the same way, thus blocking your forward progression once more. You then side-step again to get out of the way only to have them do the same action. This repeats until finally you both stop and work it out. See Face Off Breaker

"I was just walking down the street and I got in a Face Off with this bitch"

by Aydon February 11, 2009

meat face

to be the lamest of the lame. if you are a meat face then you need to die.

Andrew, you are such a meat face. Spencer is the master.

by Spencer Ruthaferd August 3, 2008

Crater face

Someone who has scars covering their face caused by past acne.

When people refuse to practice good hygiene and scratch at acne they become a crater face.

by Ash Trey :D April 10, 2009

Poker Face

When a man prematurely ejaculates in a woman and shows no emotion and continues to fuck her without informing her, later to find out she is pregnant.

When Chris came in Alyssa his facial expression did not change, letting Alyssa think that Chris was a monster at sex, but latter found out ego-is-prego. Chris has an excellent Poker Face.

by Purplestuff March 14, 2009

wet face

It is the art of blowing a generous load of spunk in your hand then smacking a deserving individual in the face. It can also can be used with other bodily fluids.

I wet faced you girl last night
Bitch I will wet face you

I got a nice load of spunk and i will wet face the hoe

by tapemesure September 20, 2009

donkey face

donkey face-v.-The act of making horrific, goofy, or twisted facial expressions in order to ruin a picture being taken. Are especially effective in serious photographs with complete strangers who are totally unaware of your presence. Can also be used to show disapproval for an act of utter idiocy and/or ignorance.

Man, did you see Swift donkey face that group of ugly girls?

Wow, that Asian woman's driving calls for a major donkey face.

by ChandlerSwift August 12, 2006

face pussy

Like a chingina, which is a goatee that resembles female pubic hair, but even more reminiscent of a vagina. Often includes long, unkempt curly pubes.

Kevin: Look, Luke's got a chingina!
Mike: Shit, that's more of a face pussy.

by Mike-1983 August 13, 2008