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Noodle Infant

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Why the fuck is this "Noodle Infant" stalking Adam's friends?
by Twitteraddict May 7, 2011
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sexual infrastructure

The overall financial, social, commercial, and (sometimes) medical systems that support your pursuit of, and engagement in sexual activities.

Systems include, but are not limited to: ATM machines (for emergency 2:00 AM cash withdrawals), online hotel reservations, all-inclusive resorts, bottle service, taxis, your friend's place (because let's face it: yours is crappy), and your Mom.
Example framework -
Him: Hey sweetie, its been a while since we've insert sex-related activity here.

Her: Yeah, because you're a cheap-ass and we haven't leverage one or many supporting institutions from the sexual infrastructure in a while.

Concrete Example:
Him: Hey sweetie, its been a while since we've had a threesome with your secretary. What gives?

Her: Yeah, because you're a cheap-ass and we haven't taken a crazy Vegas weekend in over 5 years!
by Canadian Bacon 2011 May 23, 2011
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Post Infidel

The act of posting a response to the wrong status on Facebook. This person on your feed is so used to you responding to every status that you might as well be married. This person is now worried about you giving a response which has absolutely nothing to do with the status, and therefore knows you've been stepping out on him/her with another status.
Sheryl: What was up with your status about apples and then Theresa started talking about tampons?

Prudence: I know. I suspected she was a Post Infidel, but had to catch her in the act.
by Ramblingfreak.com July 6, 2011
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skinned infield

A freshly shaved or waxed female pubic area (aka. brazilian, sphinx, Telly Savalas)
That babe I went out with last night had the "skinned infield".
by gagaster August 25, 2011
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Fashion Infraction

The bluntest tool in the box that believes that he/she can get away with wearing a brightly-coloured patterned 70s all-in-one jump suit on a ski piste, whilst all around them decent human beings are getting on with their lives. Clearly these clueless spanners have misunderstood the meaning of re-living their pasts and have renounced any hope of future poon-pummelling by insisting on dressing like tits who should otherwise contribute to society by going home and change everything about your simple meaningless existence, including their wardrobe. Stop doing and start thinking, you cretins.
You have certainly found your place in society with a face like that whilst wearing that shit. Have you totally given up on life you fashion infraction?
by Captain Cackpipe September 10, 2011
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Birthday inflation

Instead of celebrating a birthday for one day, it grows to a several days or a week due to the following: family celebration, party with friends, romantic dinner, cupcakes at school. This expansion of time to celebrate is birthday inflation
I thought we could do something this weekend, but due to the wife's birthday inflation I'm busy until next Thursday.
by PDXef October 20, 2012
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Beast Infection

To be inundated with an awesome aura of energy that infiltrates others around you akin to an aphrodisiac virus.
That guy has been lifting and dieting so much that his beast infection has turned critical
by ArtofAwesome October 9, 2013
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