gold fish

by DUCKIEEEEEEEEEEE March 19, 2018

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The Kentucky Fish Race

Several pregnant women line up laying on the ground, then the dark African American named Bungledash punches their stomach with all of his strength, the farthest distance the baby Flys out is the winner of the free abortion.

Hey bungledash, are you going to be able to host The Kentucky Fish Race this year?

by DA Big curly July 19, 2024

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Fish Gum

A piece of gum that was slid through some vaginal lips and given to a person you hate

“Hey Jessica, here’s some totally normal gum, I call it fish gum” (don’t tell them you put it in your coochie)

by orii34 November 22, 2021

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Fish Gum

Gum that has been slid through one’s vagina lips, re-wrapped in the wrapper and given to someone you hate.

“Hey Jessica here is some gum” (don’t tell them it’s fish gum)

by orii34 November 22, 2021

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fishing for crappie

Fingering your butthole.
Saluting the Rear Admiral.

Grandmother: "Excuse me, have you seen my grandson?"
Bass Pro Shops Employee: "FUCK you scared me! Jesus you can't just sneak up to a BPS Employee like that. We're ALL fucking armed. Anyway last I saw him he was back in the Women's Department fishing for crappie. Christ. I don't know how you snuck behind me with that Civil War era walker, but you sure found away past my ample defenses. I don't know whether to fight ya or fuck ya meemaw.

by blackstardust May 08, 2024

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