Cunt McNugget

The absolute epidemy of retardery used as a slang such as bitch, pussy, or hoe.

Judy: Dad youre such a fucking cunt McNugget .
Father: MOTHER FUCKER! (grabs belt while mother tries to hold him back unsuccessfully)
Belt: CRACK,CRACK,CRACK
Judy: NO DAD STOP IM SORRY NO MORE BEATINGS!
Dad: (turning to mother and Judy) GET IN YOUR FUCKING CLOSET NOW!

by Drexmann April 7, 2013

Heartless Cunt

A sexy ass chick who everyone wants. She's also a badass. She's really chill, unless you piss her off, then she turns into a cunt. But a hot cunt. With a nice ass. She's also great with her tongue.

Wink wink. ;)

Look at that heartless cunt! She's sexy as fuck.

by ColdHeartedCunt42069 January 22, 2014

Cunt CPR

The act of cunnilingus.

She was lying there like a dead horse. Cunt CPR seemed to do the trick.

by jaytmek April 28, 2014

cunt punch

when you're going down on a girl and she bucks her hips hard enough that her cunt punches you in the mouth/face

"I could tell things were going well because I kept getting cunt punched"

by drogtor April 16, 2015

cunt fuz

The smallest unit of measurement

Larry I need you to shave a cunt fuz off my neck

by Chevelle96 December 17, 2015

mad cunt

a sick lad who is an awesome person.

person: oh yeah jeff is a mad cunt
jeff: fuck yeah

by smart cunt with common sense August 20, 2019

on ya cunt

what aussies say when you sneeze

steve- achoo!
joel- on ya cunt
steve- love you man

by cassandraaaaaaaaaaaaagon March 10, 2020