chocolate

low quality marijuana, blockwork, 15 dollar eighths the shit ya mans bring to the cyph and you gotta smoke it cause thats bro.

bitch nigga 1: yeoooo rush my shit got the sprinks
bitch nigga 2 : hurddd im boutta cop up mh

bitch nigga 1: do not cop from dat smoke shop on da strip dem nggas sell chocolate

by gassedthot June 28, 2024

chocolate

the kid friendly version of cocaine

I love chocolate I want to shove it up my ass :)

by fucktard529 January 21, 2022

Chocolate Chimp

When your mate dies in pubg for 5 minutes straight after dying

Stfu you chocolate chimp

by HyFyR_ May 15, 2024

Chocolate Heat

When a big sweaty black man comes and lays on you.

"When Jerome comes back from the gym he gives me the classic Chocolate Heat"

by Closecomic October 1, 2016

chocolate-log face

n. One who "has feces for a face", but encoded so children and/or significant-others won't know you just said, "shit-face".

"WHAT?! You're asking me to reimburse you for the shipping-costs for the Christmas gifts you just gave us?!?!

You are such an effing CHOCOLATE-LOG FACE!!!"

(A variant, "choc-logged", can also be applied to describe past-drunkenness. For example:

"Dude...Yeah! <shit! the wife walked in> 'Um, yeah...I was definitely 'choc-logged' last night. Hehe....I have to go. Bye")

by FunkPumpkin September 10, 2011

Chocolate frosty

When a man cums in a woman's asshole and she shits it out.

"My boyfriend wants to try a chocolate frosty" .

by Crazymankills September 2, 2016

Chocolate Dipped Finger

When a gay or bisexual man attempts to finger his asshole with out properly cleaning the area, resulting a in shit covered finger

the other day I milk mined and I realized after that i had a chocolate dipped finger

by Fox Fur May 22, 2021