gapped ass

Having an enlarged anus due to vigorous intrusion and penetration.

She left the party all gapped ass.

by Boozie7673 December 5, 2014

Ass Goddess

One who possesses an ass of legendary status. Often heightened by the wearing of leggings preferably a size smaller than she probably should.

-Bro did you see that girl that walked past. talk about a fucking ass goddess

by The Dirty Samurai November 21, 2013

Ass Sand

When one has generous amounts of sand in their ass crack; often falling on to the bed as they sleep. Usually formed from not showering, ass sand is a common issue for many men with poor hygiene status'.

"Taylor, you got ass sand all over the bed."

by Sneisjwkkwla February 10, 2015

Pirate ass

The act of trying to find treasure in that huge ass. Pirates love treasure and ass

Jeremy is looking at my cousin for her pirate ass

by Jeremy likes 1D February 21, 2015

Ass Jockey

One who rides a donkey Ass Jockey

Did u hear the horse track is racing with donkeys now? Murph is racing today, i didn't know he was an Ass Jockey.

by nate nizzle March 20, 2015

ass song

When jthan serenades your gootyhole with a song of such seductive power that you then have sex with him.

He wasn't interested, but Jthan busted out a prime ass song. The next morning he regretted it deeply.

by ZaphodBeeblebroxTheThird December 5, 2018

eat the ass

Licking or caressing a females anus with your tongue.

Ex.. Eddie decided to surprise Dawn on her on birthday by taking her out for a nice meal and then he was going to eat the ass afterwards. Hopefully he didn't take her to the Mexican restaurant.

by Duece Muslim July 17, 2017