mx. bean

the third iteration of bean. they became this after transitioning from man to woman in the episode "here comes mrs. bean", and then finally settling to becoming nonbinary in the episode "where's the wrench, mx. bean?"

nonetheless, mx. bean is the same bean, portrayed by the same man.
mx. bean: ohh teddy
Heinz Original Beans in Tomato Sauce, 398mL: MAN! This is some good television!
by elsqued December 13, 2024
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Funny beans

A definition describing the situation of someone saying an awfully old or boring joke
Me: My brain hurts
Dan: U don't have one lol
Me: HAHAHA have you had funny beans for breakfast of what?
by Darius the dankus April 09, 2019
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Shorty Bean

The first stage of talking to someone you want to grow with.
This my shorty bean right here.
I miss my lil shorty bean.
by ItsJordanDuhhhh March 20, 2020
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borracho beans

“Oh! Look at those borracho beans! They’re downright plastered!”

Drunk Mezcan: “NoOo ni mErgAs. Ni VERRRRGA.”

His hijo: “Papá, no te voa dejar que manejes así de tomado fijate-“

Mezcan: “CIERRATELA CULERITO MALCRIADO CUANTOS TRAGOS TE SHINGUES ES LO QUE MIDE Y DECIDE TU MÉRITO DE SER ÉLITE FIJATE”

Some other Mezkins and Mezkids in a street fight: “VENGA PACA JOTITO A VER SI MUY VERGAS MIENTRAS TE DOY EN LA MADRE” *chicharito kick in the stomach* “CHINGADA MADRE HIJO DE TU PUTA MADRE” *pulls out dirty revolver* “SIGAN TRAYENDO A SUS PENDEJOS PAQUE LES METAMOS EN LA VRGA”

“See here? These here are the wild Borracho Beans. And they’re spicier than ever! Woohoo! Make sure to stay at least 6 feet away from the creatures at all times, as the municipality will not allow us to install glass protector walls between us and the subjects for reasons of “inhumanity”. What bozos! Up next is the neighborhood porch apes. I think the handout shows Dumpster Trumpsters, Chonger Bong Changers, aaaand, Allackma Snackbars. Very well, then! Whew, it’s pretty hot, ain’t it. Follow along!”
by nitnas ogied August 01, 2020
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King of the Beans

Yo that’s Ayden, he’s the king of the beans
by Wonkypenguin556 June 20, 2022
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bean cricket

Female. Usually small, very talkative, can’t hold still.
She’s a real bean cricket ay?!
by Doseofshadi June 28, 2023
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Alien Bean-bodies

The Alien Bean-bodies are a group of aliens who lives on the planet Nahfalafagus, invented by Youtuber and creative genius Moriah Elizabeth (my queen) in 2022.
The Alien Bean-bodies are so colorful and fun to look at!
by imthatbitchfromurnightmareshee November 26, 2023
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