Meat canopy

The squishy skin between your thumb and pointer finger

"Ah man, I just pinched my meat canopy!"

by Tanya pigweed November 1, 2014

tony meat

The penis of a man who beats off to murder porn.

Jake's tony meat is very raw since the day he discovered murder porn.

by Rena Billy October 28, 2013

beat in the meat

huuuuuuuuuuge tits

that girls got a beat in her meat, the beat in the meat on her is unreal

by saizzle October 30, 2013

meat gravy

When a woman's labia gets slammed in a door. Then said labia excretes meat gravy.

"Dude my grandmother pissed me off so bad, I gave her the meat gravy. Fuck!

by Crey November 14, 2013

meat baseter

One who jerks their meat

Johnny's girlfriend is out of town for a few weeks. I guess he gonna be a meat baseter

by uncle meatster December 6, 2013

meat on the feet

When a male places his privates on a person's feet.

Mary said "johnny, why did you place your meat on the feet"?

by puddin paver December 8, 2013

Meat Lion

A total slut. Basically a penis-struck girl.

Girl - Hey boys! I'll see any or all of you in the locker bay after school!
Guy - Fuck off you Meat Lion!

by HairyScrotum69 December 22, 2013