1. when the smell of your armpits brings back the memories of adolescence.
2. a place that reeks of body odor such as middle school, or locker room.
2. a place that reeks of body odor such as middle school, or locker room.
Dude it smells funky up in here; it's like an armpit time machine.
While doing a pit check Dirk was transported back in time by his armpit time machine.
While doing a pit check Dirk was transported back in time by his armpit time machine.
by Drockinit April 24, 2010
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He wins by ejaculating before the lube is replaced with blood.
He wins by ejaculating before the lube is replaced with blood.
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Get the Race Against Time mug.Time scale based upon the consumption of beer every hour. Instead of basing time upon Greenwhich Mean Time (GMT) , there is BMT, Beer Mean Time.
Hey David, get ready to pull the chilled mugs out of the fridge, it's a quarter till 2 in Beer Mean Time.
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Get the Beer Mean Time mug.When it's time to morb. Or to commit unthinkable especially rape (my personal favorite). I love morbing. Its morbing time!
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Friend: Dude you were best time evering last night.
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Get the best time evering mug.The amount of time estimated by an experienced trumpet player of how long they could last playing music containing certain notes.
For most people, Middle Gs (second open fingered lip position) are usually easiest and can be played for absolutely ages, however, top Gs (fifth open fingered lip position) are fairly difficult to tone anyway, so the time is strongly decreaced to about one hour or so. Bottom Gs (bottom 1 and 2 fingered lip position) help get the lips tighter again after not having played for a while (eg. a break in a rehersal).
For most people, Middle Gs (second open fingered lip position) are usually easiest and can be played for absolutely ages, however, top Gs (fifth open fingered lip position) are fairly difficult to tone anyway, so the time is strongly decreaced to about one hour or so. Bottom Gs (bottom 1 and 2 fingered lip position) help get the lips tighter again after not having played for a while (eg. a break in a rehersal).
man one- "hey. what's your top F trumpet note time?"
man two- "oh, about an hour or something"
man one- "cool. mine's about the same too"
man two- "oh, about an hour or something"
man one- "cool. mine's about the same too"
by belgium RULES :D February 19, 2011
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