meat carpet

A donna kebab

ima gonna go out this weekend, get pissed and finish off the night with some meat carpet

by interbred.monkey May 28, 2021

Meat canopy

The squishy skin between your thumb and pointer finger

"Ah man, I just pinched my meat canopy!"

by Tanya pigweed November 1, 2014

The meat bicycle

The male gets on a shoulder stand pose while the female balances herself with her feet on his. With a bicycle like movement she lowers herself to insert the penis into her vagina and cycle her legs, making the two constantly fuck like a meat bicycle.

My girlfriend and I did the meat bicycle in bed, what a workout.

by steve33 January 18, 2020

aye dawg stop yappin and show us your meat or im finna crash out

this was said by YXL salah on tomorrows teachings and became quite famous bc of how fucking funny and ridiculous it was
it was later followed up by “aye dawg stop yappin and show us your coochie or im finna crash out” in part 2

Jacob: someone help me!!!
Dominic (Salah): aye dawg stop yappin and show us your meat or im finna crash out

by I like penguinssss August 25, 2024

street meat

When you bang someone in your car

Last night I had a one night stand. He drove up, parked on the street and I got into his car. I bent over between the car seats as he banged me... Now that's tasty street meat after the bar

by TreekoMietto May 31, 2025

Proud Meat

Anything left over at the top after you grip your dick with two hands.

He loved showing off his proud meat.

by Sexiimexii August 19, 2024

Sweater Meat

Breasts, particularly big or glorious ones, especially in a sweater.

While bowling, I told Tom, wow look at the sweater meat on that bimbo. They bounce while she stands still. I’m putting lead in my pencil with no one to write to.

by JackDaddy6294 October 5, 2022