my mom

my death

my mom will kill me

by Shooosh December 16, 2024

fuck my mom

You should do it

you should fuck my mom, bob!

by cdnwejdc December 1, 2022

Mom

She’s a loving caring amazing person she’ll help you all the time. She will love you forever and cherish you.

My mom is the best

by Jenna uwu December 22, 2019

duck mom

the one who grounded louie in ducktales

della duck is the best duck mom ever!

by technologygreatgranny May 24, 2020

Hockey Mom

Sarah Palin

What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull? Lipstick!

by Tina w. fey February 20, 2009

Ur mom

"ur mom" is the dumbest come back of the century but people still use it anyway.
Especially Middle school kids.

Tom: What did you do yesterday?
Jackson: UR MOM LOL!!!!

Tom: Whats 6x8?
Jackson: Up ur moms Butt LOL!!!!!

by AlliTHEDODObird February 19, 2022

your mom

The best woman in bed, and I know cause I was in that bed with her.

Your mom was great last night.

by culurful October 16, 2021