Bean disease

A deadly both mental and physical disease that someone is born with and starts showing symptoms for at the age of 10 years old. The symptoms include: extreme desire for bean memes, a very sarcastic voice and expression, a sexual attraction to beans, experiencing extreme mood swings when around raisins, face starts to look like a raisin bean lookin thing, will develop freckles on the face that look like mini beans, and when trying to intimidate someone will buff chest up and stiff the arms to look like some sort of bird. When approach someone diagnosed with the bean disease, buff up your chest and stiffen your arms so they will think of you as one of their own kind.

“ hey! Did you hear that Corbin has the bean disease!?”

“ wait WHAAAT!?!?!? We need to stay clear of him! The bean disease is baaad”

by Beankitten06 December 6, 2018

Bean

A beautiful cat with pride, but is afraid of Scott

Scott: Bean! Come ere’ beanzie!

by Imaweirdolmao November 25, 2018

Tweaking of a soy bean

A person that is tripping of a soy bean

That bitch tweaking of a soy bean right now

by Tweaker Dave October 7, 2019

Beans

Little tiny mushy potato looking things, usually in a can with some ooey gooey goodness.

John: Yo Jimmy lemme get some bEaNs.
Jimmy: No John, these are my BeAnS, go get your own.
John: *steals Jimmy's bEaNs and runs away*
Jimmy: Dang it man, John stole my BeAnS.

by Ꮆ卄ㄖ丂ㄒ September 27, 2022

awkward bean

Cillian.

Cillian is an awkward bean.

by Cillian Michael Murphy March 19, 2022

the beans

The beans is equivalent to the tea.

Spill the beans/ spill the tea.

“Here’s the beans,”

“Did you hear what happened in Florida?

No omg beans?”

by Beerbrat May 16, 2019

Bean cracker

An idiot or stupid person.

“You absolute bean cracker!”

by UnderscoreofLIFE July 26, 2023