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by 3861 February 19, 2019

Joe “Splitting” “etc” DiMarzo

An extremely homosexual, soulless individual of unknown species. Seems to be afraid of holy water and salt.

Joe “Splitting” “etc” DiMarzo is the living embodiment of an expired cheeto.

by Gongart42066621173869 September 8, 2018

Joe

Basically a guy with a big dick. That's pretty much it.

I just had a Joe dick last night!

Damn! How did it feel?

by yesdefinitions101 September 10, 2018

Cup of Joe

A new Mixed drink From Polk County FL Winter Haven area made by a girl bartender with a French boyfriend.
The drink was named by a Mediterranean guy ordering the drink going by the name Joe or Joey. The bartender let him name the drink.
►Cost$ 6-12 -Plus tip*

-Note: Best to be siped from the rim and chew the ice

►The Recipe

-1/4 Baileys Irish Whisky

-1/4 Kaluha

-1/4 Gosslings

-1/4 Creme de cacao liqueur (preferably chocolate)

-1/2 cup of Crushed or soft ice

*Optional Cream or milk

-Shake and serve

►Substitutions, If the bartender doesn't have the required means

-Goslings can be switched out for any old whiskey Jameson or crown works best Some people try vodka as well

Description And Responses
-Has a sweet coffee and chocolate milk taste (yahoo Nesquick French coffee)
-That's all liquor!?? Wow

-Not for a beer lover.
-Taste good and it's strong. #dangerous
-I'll have four

Chantel: I need a drink that's strong and tasty, like coffee and chocolate

James: Sounds like you want a "Cup of Joe"!
Chantel: bartend il have 2 Cup of Joe's

by MediterraneanMan September 18, 2018

Sloppy Joe

When someone sucks dick while eating food at the same time.

Ex. Tim wanted Angela to give a sloppy joe.

by Purpleslushie September 23, 2018

Go, Joe.

A cry of encouragement when someone is attempting something obviously headed for disaster, such as a two footed jump on to a mud bank to retrieve a stray golf ball.

Man 1: “I’m just going to balance my cell phone precariously on the edge of the toilet bowl while I wash my hands”
Man 2: “Go, Joe.”

by Pozz September 30, 2018

Bumhole Joe

A male, often sporting a beard, who gains great pleasure in engaging the anuses of females with his tongue- particularly the anuses of ginger females. When asked about the taste of said anus upon recounting the sex, the male proceeds to liken the taste to that of licking a different non-fecal part of the anatomy such as the skin of a limb.

DAVE: Oi Joe, did you lick her anus last night?
BUMHOLE JOE: Yeah man
DAVE: What did it taste like?
BUMHOLE JOE: It just tasted like licking an arm, really
DAVE: Wow, I better not go and tell her friends that in case they think you’re a weirdo and make up some nickname for you like Bumhole Joe.

Example 2:

GIRL 1: I took this guy back from Jesters last night, omg he was sooooo dirty
GIRL 2: Oh let me guess, was he a Bumhole Joe?
GIRL 1: He was! Dammit I should have got his number. Luckily I haven’t had a shit in two days so hopefully my bumhole just tasted like he was licking an arm or something

by Jesters4life September 30, 2018