flaming douch bag

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When you light a douchbag on fire is a flaming douch bag

by ____penie November 9, 2017

sugar douche

This is a male who is usually good looking who specifically targets wealthy females. These females would not normally attract a man this good looking if they were poor. A successful sugar douche will ultimately marry one of these females thereby granting him an easy lifestyle with no real employment requirements. Sugar douches usually cheat at some point, have failed business enterprises and ultimately prove to be poor husbands. Divorce, alimony payments and other forms of wealth are given to the sugar douche as severance.

Sandy's sugar douche just had to close down his personal training business due to poor management.

by stephilovepapastephilovepapa April 21, 2018

rogue douche

A dishonest, unprincipled person, prone to being obnoxious, loud, contemptible, and generally unlikable; a person who is extremely unpredictable and always detestable. A rogue douche.

Expect and prepare for the worst, cuz this rogue douche could go anywhere, any direction.

by BonTerra425 May 23, 2018

Audio Douche

The person that turns the volume all the way up, on any TV or Stereo, in an electronic store, So that everyone else is assaulted by their horrible taste in music. Then walks away without turning the volume back down

Do you always have to put the stereo on dubstep and blast it, when I bring you to the store? You are such an Audio Douche

by Ninja Nerd Warrior June 10, 2018

Haggard Douche

Adjective - Description of homely looking loser (usually male).

Tim:”what’s up you ole haggard douche”

by CloakMaster June 14, 2018

Hipster Douche

Repetitive.
Anyone claiming to be "a hipster" that thinks there is a difference between a hipster and a douche as if there's anything to love about hipsters. Or douches.

That guy is such a hipster douche. He gives hipsters a bad name.

by mbradleyc August 11, 2018

Scientolo-Douche

When someone behaves very strangely after becoming a member of the church of scientology.

Tom Cruise use to be cool, until he became a Scientolo-Douche!

by Rip Ravenscroft August 31, 2018